Get Rich, the Absolutely Bizarre Way??

Filed under: Humor, Technology — one October 31, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

Got-Zip.com is attempting a wholly-odd way to attract investors.  I mean affiliates.  Frankly, I'm not sure what they are.  They call it GeoAffiliate Marketing and in a nutshell they pay commissions by zip code and territory.  Territories which affiliates are required to pay rent on to maintain their claim and interests, essentially making them something between a speculator and an investor.

Commissions are paid on sales made through their custom homepage and web portal, Pagellan.com and other partnered eStores on their network.  Any commissions that are not trackable by location are divided up among the group as a whole.  In some ways it sounds very cool, but like any new idea I'm a bit wary.  "Wait and see" sounds like a good idea, but by the time the results are in, opportunity is gone.  On the other hand, there is not a lot of technical information for a savvy investor to really make an informed decision.  There's a lot of general info but pretty much signing up looks like a leap of faith to me.  

Their basic concept is that their affiliates can generate sales through word-of-mouth and get people in their area to switch their homepage over to Pagellan.  Since there are no affiliate codes to track, entire new worlds of opportunities would seem to be opening.  Of course, while this breaks new ground in that way, it simultaneously is breaking new ground by actually charging affiliates for the right to collect commissions.

Although that caveat could be likened to a dividend system for corporate shareholders, with the primary difference being that shareholders pay once and own part of the company.  Got-Zip affiliates rent their territories, but the owner (who comes across as very sincere) insists upon making sure none of his affiliates lose money.  He's got a money-back guarantee where if someone cancels their account their territory will be auctioned off, and if no one buys the spot after 60 days the affiliate will just get a plain old refund.

It's certainly an interesting idea, essentially keeping the company's marketing and sales functions entirely centralized and capitalizing on the capital of their affiliates rather than their ingenuity, as more traditional (read: ever other) affiliate programs do.   I guess it all comes down to whether or not they've got a solid business plan.  There simply is not a lot of information on their site regarding specifics.

The owner explains the general idea of his business by likening it to Yahoo! — he does make it clear he's not claiming to be the next Yahoo!, but follows up that clarification with a tease about "what if we were?"

I dunno.  Weird is weird but while I don't know if I'd jump on board that ship I do think it is very cool in concept.  These days everyone is blathering on about Web 2.0 and that's cool too but on sheer innovation I've got to give the trophy to this guy.  Now where did I put my Pets.com stock certificates?

- one 

 


FireFox 2.0: Almost Here (HERE!)

Filed under: Technology — one October 23, 2006 @ 11:55 am

FireFox is arguably the best web browser in current existance.  I say arguably, simply to allow for the inevitable arguments that surround web browsers.  For some, it seems like Cola Wars all over again, but the bottom line is that it's free, it's easy to use, it does a good job, it's got tons of 3rd party extensions to plug-in and, at least for the moment, it is more secure than the all-time-champion #1 browser, Microsoft Internet Explorer — which surprisingly manages to tout more flaws on its resume than its famous cousin, Windows Explorer.  When it comes to awarding a best-all-around medal, I don't think there's much room for argument, FireFox is just "it".

And, with great anticipation, many have been waiting for the next full-version-release from parent company Mozilla. Well, it's here. Sort-of. Release Candidate 3 is available for download on Mozilla's site, but be forewarned: Many of your existing extensions may cease to function, or in a worst case scenario may actually cause your monitor to explode. It could happen, I saw it in "Final Destination".  I assure you, Microsoft is scripting a press release right now warning IE users of just such an eventuality.

Cool New Stuff: The new version of the browser can detect, at least much of the time, if a website is pretending to be something it isn't. For instance, if you're about to eagerly enter your login information on www.citbank.com, FireFox 2.0 will give you a little tap on the shoulder and point out the grave error you are about to make. It also boasts a slightly updated look, a session-saver feature so you don't lose that page you were on when you close the browser, search term suggestions, in-line spell-checker and a host of other interesting, not-so-interesting, techie-cool and downright boring features.

If you don't currently use FireFox, I suggest you take it for a test drive.  When you install it, it lets you import all your favorites from Internet Explorer and you can always click NO if you're not sure when FireFox asks you if you want it to be the default web browser.  Follow this link to get FireFox 2.0 or, if you prefer the stable version you should download version 1.5.

For current FireFox users, you are at somewhat of a disadvantage at the moment. If you have a spare Windows computer hooked up to the internet that you're not currently using for web browsing then you know what must be done! For the other 99.9% of us, we've got a tough choice to make between test-driving this shiny new version of FireFox before it's officially released and losing all of our assorted FireFox extensions we've amassed over the past two years.

I do not envy your decision. May the light guide your path.

- one 


Google Swallows YouTube Whole

Filed under: Movies, Politics, Technology, Television — one October 13, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Google buys YouTubeGoogle has done the easily thinkable, the completely imaginable, for an utterly unbelievable price.  $1.6 Billion in Google stock has been transferred to the owners of YouTube in exchange for YouTube stock (which was privately held).  Guess what this means, folks?  The party's over.

Get the firefox extension I linked to a few days back when I wrote about South Park, or another tool like it and download your favorite videos because there is simply no way to reconcile Google's multi-billion dollar bank account with ownership of this copyright lawsuit waiting to happen.  They're going to have to weed through YouTube's entire library and start ripping out videos by the handful.

And to clarify, Google will not do this because they are evil, or have turned into heartless, cruel corporate giant-types.  They have, but that's besides the point (I'm kidding.  I love you Google!  We're still getting together tonight, right?)  No, Google will do it because the mere liability YouTube represents forces their hand.  They stand to lose millions, at the very least, if they stand idley by and wait for the original meaning of "You Got Served" to make itself abundantly apparent.

So browse through like mad and download like crazy because it's all going BYE-BYE!

- one

 

P.S. - The opinions of the above commentator do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Dark Logistics, other commentators, Google, YouTube, Symantec or John Kerry.  They do not even reflect the opinions of the above commentator.  Piracy of copyrighted material is a serious crime punishable by the RIAA, MPAA, ATF and  Secret Service raiding your house at 4am and waking you up with the stock of an MP5 to your ribs.  So make sure you use anonymous proxies when you download.


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