My Dearest Rosie, Barbara and Donald
Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Walters, Donald Trump — Guys, I know there have some things said by all sides that were entirely true. I'm well aware that things that were best left unsaid — most especially because everyone already knew them — were said and people were offended. I know… I know… Listen, I have something to tell the three of you. It's very important that you listen closely, because this is pretty much the most important thing anyone has said to any of you in a while.
Are you listening?
Please, please, please do. Thanks much!
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