Britney Sex Tape

Well, Kevin Federline has finally done away with the farce and thrown his good-husband costume in the trash. First he demands large alimony payments from former wife and superstar singer Britney Spears, then he demands custody of the couple's two children.  Right.  The only way that will happen is if he has a four-hour sex tape to blackmail Britney with.   Oh, snap!  He does?

While many speculate whether or not such a tape exists, I think it's safe to say that despite K-Fed's unconscionable level of stupidity that he understands the threat doesn't have a chance of scaring Britney into giving him what he wants unless she actually believes him, so it would be a rather poor negotiating tactic if she knew she'd never done any such thing.

On the other hand, perhaps it's actually a clever ruse to stir up media attention around himself.  Personally, I think this is unlikely because frankly he's had plenty of media attention and he's still got no money.  Even Kevin Federline is smart enought to figure out the math there.

Whether he is smart enough to understand the pre-nup he signed is likely a much more pertinent question.  Britney's lawyers reportedly put together a pretty hefty pre-nuptial agreement and normally issues like privacy receive extensive coverage — which would legally prevent poor K-Fed from ever releasing said tape and making money from it.

Of course, this isn't to say that the tape might become "stolen" and at least he could have a bit of revenge on the evil ex-wife who wouldn't give him millions of dollars he didn't earn or remotely deserve. If his brilliant plot to do a gender-reversed divorce coal-raking backfires, as seems likely, "Someone else" could release the sex tape on the internet, an act which Mr. Federline would have no control over.

Sadly, in this case I feel compelled to back Ms. Spears fully because Federline is just really such a pathetic loser who needs to be put in his place.  However little respect I have for Britney, at least she earned her money and  if there is one thing I dislike more than stupid people it's people who think their "entitled" to special treatment, extra rights, or other people's money.

Mr. Federline, go earn an honest living. Please.

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